Just for Laughs

I love a good laugh! I have studied the viola for 13 years, and I still love a good viola joke. Here are just a few of my favorite jokes to celebrate the arrival of the weekend:

• What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?...Homeless
• If you threw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first?...The violist. The soprano would have to stop halfway down to ask for directions.
• What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?...A flat major
• What is a gentleman?...Somebody who knows how to play the trombone but doesn't.
• What's the difference between a violin and a viola?...There's no difference. The violin just looks smaller because the violinist's head is so much bigger.

Which joke is your favorite? Do you have any good ones to add? If you need more laughter, stop on into NOVA Music Center. We have many more jokes to share!

~Lisa